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I'm gonna eat you up like a strawberry pocky.
XD
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(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into
(¬.¬ ) your signature to help him
(>*< ) on his way to world domination. *=world >
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"Woah, that was gay."
"Thanks!"
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Kabuto: Orian take my coat its cold out
Orian: No I dont need it
Kabuto:.....
Orian: Oh boy its cold out!
Kabuto: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERENT COLD!
Orian: Yeah right I said I didnt need it not that I am not cold...
Kabuto: *shakes head* good job
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me: hey lets play a game friend: uh sure wat r the rules me: all u got to do is say take it or leave it okay friend: sure me: mansion friend: take it me: car friend: take it me: a dick in your mouth friend: leave it me: LMAO omg ur gay hehe friend: shit
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98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol. Paste this if you like muffins.
/l、
゙(゚、 。 7 ... orly?
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Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.
Click.
I MIGHT TRY IT!! JUST TO ANNOY MYSELF!! (and to practice.)
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If you are part of the 2% that hate statistics, don't bother putting this in your signature.
Proud member of the Dan-Bouru-Bako cosplay group. [link]
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A-A-And I c-couldn't think of somethng cool to w-write, so I-I ripped this idea off of P-P-Perv..a-and my imoutou...
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I'm gonna eat you up like a strawberry pocky.
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